I wish I had a great post, or felt that I could promise one to come... but sorry folks, I don't think so.
I do have a random funny moment I could share so that you might not feel as though you wasted your precious time checking in...
A friend from high school has, for her facebook profile, a picture of herself eating some cotton candy. Elseigh sees it and says "mom, what is she sucking?" I say "Oh, she's eating cotton candy, not sucking on anything." Her response--"Oh, I thought she was sucking on a diaper." (It was the light blue kind of cotton candy, by the way).
Laugh on.